Megan Fox?: CHECK
Transformers?: CHECK
Plot?: CHECK
Ooooh, I'm going to have to go to the judges on that one. Judges?
Yes, By a 4 to 3 vote, we do have a plot.
Crass and juvenile humor which adds nothing to the movie yet cheapens the entire experience?: CHECK
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is an OK movie. Not great. And this is coming from me... If there was anyone who was willing to take a hit for the Transformer team - it's me. But I would say, save your money and watch it second run or on DVD.
Wait, it has lots of Megan Fox. Who am I kidding, it was worth twice what I paid. AND it has Transformers. So I guess even the stupid fart joke humor can't ruin it all that much.
But I question the need for it. And once you see the movie, you'll know what I am talking about. I don't do spoilers. (Although I still can't believe they killed Sam, I wonder what they'll do for #3...)
But the stupid juvenile humor... Look, the movie already has hot girls, transforming robot cars, trucks, and airplanes, and lots of explosions. You already have locked in the boys and men. Why add the stupid dick jokes? The only thing that it does is lose the female audience, who now willl have absolutely NO desire to see Transformers 3.
Come on, there are some things in life that need to be sacred. Transformers should be one of them...
I give it a 3 out of 5.
Transformers?: CHECK
Plot?: CHECK
Ooooh, I'm going to have to go to the judges on that one. Judges?
Yes, By a 4 to 3 vote, we do have a plot.
Crass and juvenile humor which adds nothing to the movie yet cheapens the entire experience?: CHECK
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is an OK movie. Not great. And this is coming from me... If there was anyone who was willing to take a hit for the Transformer team - it's me. But I would say, save your money and watch it second run or on DVD.
Wait, it has lots of Megan Fox. Who am I kidding, it was worth twice what I paid. AND it has Transformers. So I guess even the stupid fart joke humor can't ruin it all that much.
But I question the need for it. And once you see the movie, you'll know what I am talking about. I don't do spoilers. (Although I still can't believe they killed Sam, I wonder what they'll do for #3...)
But the stupid juvenile humor... Look, the movie already has hot girls, transforming robot cars, trucks, and airplanes, and lots of explosions. You already have locked in the boys and men. Why add the stupid dick jokes? The only thing that it does is lose the female audience, who now willl have absolutely NO desire to see Transformers 3.
Come on, there are some things in life that need to be sacred. Transformers should be one of them...
I give it a 3 out of 5.
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